Friday, May 16, 2008

George Bush says he's bi, but only because he thinks it makes him seem more hip

Former Austin American-Statesman columnist Dave McNeely retired from the Austin fishwrapper several years ago, but he still writes a weekly column carried in various publications. He also recently co-wrote a biography on the late Bob Bullock. Knowing how utterly lazy I am in figuring out which newspapers carry the column from week to week, Dave just emails them to me upon publication. It's not spam, per se.

This week, the column is about bipartisanship in Washington. Readers unfamiliar with the term "bipartisanship" should be forgiven, since it's a condition which hasn't been observed outside a laboratory setting since Ronald Reagan was a puppy.

In the column, McNeely fires up the way-back machine (which is kind of how he sometimes covered breaking news at the Statesman, come to think of it), and quotes George W. Bush near the beginning of his Presidency, either speaking at the Bullock Museum dedication, or overheard in the restroom at Oilcan Harry's:

...Republican George W. Bush, who said in 1999 that he was "a uniter, not a divider," said three months
after his inauguration while dedicating the Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum that "I've done my best to take the (bipartisan) values I learned here in Texas to the debates in Washington.

"And there's a way to go yet, but I think we're making some progress. The tone is more civil. The respect is more widespread. I think Bob Bullock would be pleased."

Well, two thoughts about that:

1. The temporary restraining order demanded by Bob Bullock's family and friends prohibiting McNeely from typing the words "Bob" and "Bullock" must have expired; and

2. Did I miss something? At what point during the Bush presidency was progress made on bipartisanship? During which period of Bush's tenure was the tone more civil, or respect more widespread?

And that last sentence. "I think Bob Bullock would be pleased."

I'm not going to pretend to know what Bob Bullock would feel about it. I'm just still hung up on the fact that Bush said "I think."

(Thanks for reminder, Dave. Sometimes things get ugly so slowly that we have to look at a picture from several years ago to see how ugly it really got.)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

There is no limit to the educational value of this blog.

For example, where else can you find a link to the things that are not as old as John McCain?

Now that you're warmed up, you can learn about more things that are not as old as John McCain.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dear People of Fort Worth:

It may come as a surprise to some that I, a progressive Democrat, am also pro-gun.

I suppose it's part of the proud "liberal redneck" tradition of many Texas Democrats, especially once you get out around the state and away from the People's Republic of Travis. I hunt, but do it so badly I doubt I could get my bag limit if I were hunting at the zoo. I shoot skeet and trap, and I go to the range every once in a while. And while it's big fun, I'm also a stickler for gun safety.

That's why I think this guy is giving Texans a bad name. It's just lucky he wasn't having trouble with his hemorrhoids instead.

So, good people of Fort Worth: this happened on your watch. Make it stop.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Another O'Reilly Factor to Consider

They told me it was a Bill O'Reilly temper tantrum, in earlier days in his broadcast career. They told me he really screwed up during a taping. They even told me he dropped the f-bomb.

But nothing prepared me for this. You think you're prepared. You're not.

Conservatives: behold your leader. One who is among the best at articulating your message. The defender of your values. The keeper of your flame.

Warning: not safe for work. Hell, it's not even that safe for home.

Update: unfortunately, the video has been pulled down, at CBS' request to YouTube. Either that or because the video was frightening small children.

The good news: Instead, watch Colbert's segment on O'Reilly's outburst, which includes the outburst itself:

Monday, May 12, 2008

Journalism school is fun.

We should all have a deep abiding respect for headline writers who slip one in under the radar.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Exclusive Video of Jenna Bush's Wedding!

...is something we don't have, sorry. But it could have gone down sort of like this.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

They Report...You Reject

Last week's reader poll is closed. The question: who covers politics best on Austin TV?

KVUE delivered a butt whuppin' with 30%, closely followed by KXAN with 26%. News8 and KEYE trailed with 21% and 17%, respectively. Not surprisingly (because longtime political reporter Mike "Westbury High School Sux" Rosen just left, and because "Fox" is 75% of their name) Fox7 took the rear position with only 4%.

Meanwhile, please vote in our new poll, at the top of the right-hand sidebar, and post comments about it here. And yes, you can totally vote for yourself.