Baby's First Cosmetic Surgery

Newsweek has a piece on a new children's book to de-mystify why women undergo cosmetic surgery. It's called "My Beautiful Mommy."

I think it's a great idea.

In fact, it's such a great idea, we could do with more children's books to help explain all kinds of things that happen around here.

Here are a few suggestions for other children's books which could explain some current policy and political issues in a "fair and balanced" way:

"You're Very Special After Conception, But Not After Birth"

"It's Fun to Take Grandpa's Farm, Build a Road, Then Charge Grandpa to Drive On It!"

"Home Loans for Beginners: Mommy and Daddy's Stuff is on the Lawn, and your Keys Don't Work Anymore"

"How Things Work: You Have The Sniffles, So We're Waiting Two Weeks And Taking You To The Emergency Room For Pneumonia"

"John McCain is a Hero, But Barack Obama Wants to Give Baby Sister To Satan"

Feel free to use the comments section to add your own ideas...