Dear Jenna Bush:

First, congratulations on your impending nuptials. I’m sure the upcoming celebration will be very nuptial-y. I hope you and the old ball and chain will have many years of happy nupping ahead of you, and that the two of you will nup like crazy for the rest of your lives.

However, the reason I’m writing today is to thank you for considering voting Democratic. I know it must have been a shock to your parents when you went on Larry King Live and went waaaaay off message, indicating that you’re not so sure about this McCain guy.

It probably comes as little surprise to Texas Democrats that you’re unwilling to toe the family line. After all, around these parts we have looked on fondly as you have grown up, always with grace and style.

So, welcome to the growing hoards of Americans with doubts about John McCain. Please let us know if there is any information we Democrats can provide which would help make you comfortable voting for our eventual nominee.

PS: enclosed, please find an American flag label pin. Apparently these things come in handy.



One Response to Dear Jenna Bush:

  1. paprgl April 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm #

    You know, that sorta talk tempts me to look up all the children of elected politicians and see if … a) they vote; and if they do, b) what primary they choose.

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