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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dear Sis:

I know now much you miss Texas. Living in Boise, Idaho must be a drag, especially during those long cold winters. But I know it must have been a relief to you, when you went to the Idaho Democratic Caucuses and had the opportunity to vote for a Texan!

It seems that a civic-minded young Texas man was on the ballot in Idaho running for President, so you were able to choose between Clinton, Obama, and Keith Judd.

As you know, both Obama and Clinton are United States Senators. Judd, bringing a fresh face to politics, is an inmate in the federal prison in Beaumont. Oh well, they said that voters were looking for a change. I had no idea they were looking for a change of venue.

Love,
Your Brother

PS: you might want to point out to the elections officials in Idaho that there are continuing education classes available to avoid such things in the future.


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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dear Sis:

I know now much you miss Texas. Living in Boise, Idaho must be a drag, especially during those long cold winters. But I know it must have been a relief to you, when you went to the Idaho Democratic Caucuses and had the opportunity to vote for a Texan!

It seems that a civic-minded young Texas man was on the ballot in Idaho running for President, so you were able to choose between Clinton, Obama, and Keith Judd.

As you know, both Obama and Clinton are United States Senators. Judd, bringing a fresh face to politics, is an inmate in the federal prison in Beaumont. Oh well, they said that voters were looking for a change. I had no idea they were looking for a change of venue.

Love,
Your Brother

PS: you might want to point out to the elections officials in Idaho that there are continuing education classes available to avoid such things in the future.


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