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Attention Mexican restaurant owners…

Be on the lookout for thick clouds of bees in a tornado pattern. If you spot such a cloud of bees, take immediate precautions. Please do not mistake this menace with other, more harmless clouds of bees in an entirely different pattern.

Special note to Texas Legislators: I suggest somebody address this problem immediately, and I mean the first day of pre-filing. There is absolutely no excuse for thick clouds of bees in a tornado pattern ravaging our most precious natural resources, which of course are El Azteca, Polvo’s, and Vivo. In fact, this probably rises to the level of a special committee at NCSL.



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