Republicans have yammered on for years about the lack of security on the Texas border. They issue dire warnings about an invading sea of humanity. They warn that these intruders, fueled by corruption and dire economic situations back home, will infest our state, take our jobs, ruin our economy, and threaten our very way of life.
I never thought they had a point. Until now. Yikes!
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I don’t know how many times you’ve been to Jersey, but talk about a group of people who don’t deserve drivers licenses…
So, where will Springsteen live? Somebody close to me wants to know.
I grew up in New Jersey, so I’m used to politicians getting carted off to jail, bumper-to-bumper traffic at 70 mph and bodies stuffed into 55 gallon drums found floating in the Hackensack River.
Please do not close the border. We are here to do jobs that many Texans no longer want–helping elect Democrats, for example.
Thinly disguised:
Don’t worry, people from that part of Jersey can re-settle in Houston. It’ll feel just like home to them. Just trade the Hackensack for Buffalo Bayou and you’re in.