People. Seriously. How many times do I have to tell you, you really need to lay off the toad venom aphrodisiacs.
Could we please have a volunteer from the Texas Legislature to make sure this stuff is declared extra-super-duper-illegal, before yet another of my toads is stolen? Back in the good old days we could have depended on somebody like Warren Chisum to outlaw this and anything else that might be considered even remotely fun to somebody somewhere. But these days he’s busy with boring and trivial stuff like cobbling together the budget and keeping the state running.
Who at PETA can we call about this? No, not that PETA, this PETA.