Attention Texas Legislators: Sheesh!

People. Seriously. How many times do I have to tell you, you really need to lay off the toad venom aphrodisiacs.

Could we please have a volunteer from the Texas Legislature to make sure this stuff is declared extra-super-duper-illegal, before yet another of my toads is stolen? Back in the good old days we could have depended on somebody like Warren Chisum to outlaw this and anything else that might be considered even remotely fun to somebody somewhere. But these days he’s busy with boring and trivial stuff like cobbling together the budget and keeping the state running.

Who at PETA can we call about this? No, not that PETA, this PETA.

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4 Responses to Attention Texas Legislators: Sheesh!

  1. Don't Mess w/ Pink May 31, 2008 at 12:13 am #

    No comments? Everyone’s probably out dumping their toad venom.

  2. cactusflinthead May 31, 2008 at 4:32 am #

    swear to gott somebody is gonna picket your house one of these days.

  3. Anonymous June 1, 2008 at 12:28 am #

    There is an antidote/cure. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24845072/

  4. jolie June 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm #

    omg, this is HIGH-larious.

    thank you!

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