Dear Senator Clinton:

We, the undersigned former Presidents of the United States, write to you today to cordially ask you to leave us the hell out of it.

Sincerely,

Andrew Jackson, assassination attempted January 30, 1835

Abraham Lincoln, assassinated April 14, 1845

James Garfield, assassinated July 2, 1881

William McKinley, assassinated September 6, 1901

Theodore Roosevelt, assassination attempted October 13, 1912

Franklin D. Roosevelt, assassination attempted February 15, 1933

Harry S. Truman, assassination attempted November 1, 1950

John F. Kennedy, assassination attempted December 11, 1960, and assassinated November 22, 1963

Richard Nixon, assassination attempted April 14, 1972, and February 22, 1974

Gerald R. Ford, assassination attempted September 5, 1975, and September 22, 1975

Jimmy Carter, assassination attempted May 5, 1979

Ronald Reagan, assassination attempted March 30, 1981

George H.W. Bush
: assassination attempted April 13, 1993

Your Loving Husband, assassination attempted October 29, 1994

George W. Bush, assassination attempted May 10, 2005

P.S. – George Wallace wanted in on this too, but we wouldn’t let him.

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  1. Mojo May 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm #

    Funny stuff, FUBAR. Made my day.

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