As a public service, I once again respectfully present you with a situation that, while I don’t really understand what the hell is going on here, I am pretty sure that some of you will want to look into “it” and outlaw “it” immediately, if “it” is not already illegal here.
Even if that which is being reported doesn’t interest you, you may well want to outlaw sales and distribution of the Miami Herald, for writing headlines that make whatever is really going on sound much more interesting than whatever is going on. Which, of course, is the main reason I posted this in the first place. But go ahead and outlaw “it” anyway, because I’m pretty sure somebody’s having fun either doing “it” or having “it” done to them.
PS: you will also notice from the lede that apparently, Miami-Dade County has something called “medical police.” How come Florida gets medical police and we don’t? That’s a whole ‘nuther piece of legislation right there. Would you people please get to work? Now we’re even behind Florida for Christ sake.