Dear Texas Legislators:

As a public service, I once again respectfully present you with a situation that, while I don’t really understand what the hell is going on here, I am pretty sure that some of you will want to look into “it” and outlaw “it” immediately, if “it” is not already illegal here.

Even if that which is being reported doesn’t interest you, you may well want to outlaw sales and distribution of the Miami Herald, for writing headlines that make whatever is really going on sound much more interesting than whatever is going on. Which, of course, is the main reason I posted this in the first place. But go ahead and outlaw “it” anyway, because I’m pretty sure somebody’s having fun either doing “it” or having “it” done to them.

PS: you will also notice from the lede that apparently, Miami-Dade County has something called “medical police.” How come Florida gets medical police and we don’t? That’s a whole ‘nuther piece of legislation right there. Would you people please get to work? Now we’re even behind Florida for Christ sake.



6 Responses to Dear Texas Legislators:

  1. Mean Rachel June 24, 2008 at 4:35 am #

    Authorities pulled him over after he was spotted driving down Alligator Alley in a hail-damaged vehicle with license plates that said ASSMAN08.

    Fix-a-Dent had no further comment on their ‘vendor’s’ behavior.

  2. FUBAR June 24, 2008 at 4:39 am #

    Also, the authorities said the suspect’s arraignment was postponed. Apparently there wasn’t a sitting judge in the courtroom. But the district attorney’s office said they’d prosecute, no if’s, and’s, and butt’s about it.

  3. Mean Rachel June 24, 2008 at 4:42 am #

    Leave it to you to inject courtroom politics into this.

  4. FUBAR June 24, 2008 at 4:44 am #

    I.V. damned if you’re going to get the last word here.

  5. Anonymous June 25, 2008 at 5:43 pm #

    get a room

  6. Don't Mess w/ Pink June 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm #

    That’s not what Chisum means when he talks about butt-pumping.

    /I can’t believe I missed this!

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