To: Miya Shay, Elise Hu, Catie Beck, Jenny Hoff, Mary Benton, and whoever the new Mike Rosen is at Fox7
From: Station Management
As always, thank you for all your hard work on broadcast TV covering political news in the Texas Capitol. We know it is a challenging assignment, but the work is important and our viewers deserve the very best.
That said, screw up one more time and we’ll be assigning you stories like this:
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The best part of that clip is that the BMX guy doesn’t even pretend to try to catch her.
Elise could totally handle that.
DMw/P – I assume by “Elise” you mean “Jennifer Kim?”
OMG lady J is so right.
The guy doesn’t even try to help her up, much less catch her.
Kids today.
She shoulda smacked him with her broken blackberry for just standing there like a damn fool.
Fubar — I’m going to assume that’s a running joke between the two of you and, therefore, that she will not, in fact, kick your ass. Because I really like the blog.
DMw/P – don’t worry, it’s a running joke with alot of people:
http://www.beloblog.com/KVUE_Blogs/politicaljunkie/2008/01/double-vision.html