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I’m forming a posse. Who’s in?
I don’t know. Pretty much the last thing I want to do is see Turd Blossom in person. I really don’t want to be scarred for the rest of my life.
/shudders
he was holding court at the gage hotel last august during alpine balloon festival. my guess is he will be back this year,shooting darts at neo-hippy balloons–surely he thinks they are obama canvassers.
justusfiles – I’m told that Rove was at the Gage Hotel for opening day of dove season, not the balloon festival. And we called in the exterminator after he left anyway, so no harm done.
Let’s hope Harry Whittington joins him this year.
DMW/P,
How many times today have you typed the word “Turd”?
mojo,
That one was from yesterday, actually. So, I’ve typed the word “turd” only sixteen times — doh! seventeen — today.
For those who don’t know, mojo cracks up at the sight of the word “turd” — eighteen! — for some reason.
It’s true. I cackle like a seventh grade boy. Every. Single. Time.
turd. huh-huh.