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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Attention citizens of the Greater Houston area:

Be on the lookout for a 20-something man, mustached, previously seen hanging out near beaches.

Especially be on the lookout for this man if you're a police officer.

Especially be on the lookout for this man if you're a police officer who doesn't want to get your faced licked.

Key quote: "We encourage people not to lick our police officers."

Sage advice indeed.

Posted by FUBAR at 7:23 AM
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