Dear East Texas Rednecks:

Another one of you has escaped, this time to Indiana.

Key quote: “It wasn’t the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot.”

Also, please note that yet another one of you escaped through Poland to London.

Key quote, and further proof that the victim was an East Texas redneck: “…the man was in Britain in an attempt to improve his English.”

Please review your security measures before this happens again.



One Response to Dear East Texas Rednecks:

  1. Don't Mess w/ Pink July 22, 2008 at 6:29 pm #

    East Texas? College Station is more East Central, wouldn’t you say?

    /Hook ’em

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