Dear Governor:

As a charter member of Americans Against Cornholing, I am very concerned.

I would have assumed that you, like other freedom-loving Americans, agree with us that the practice of cornholing goes against every family value we can think of. Further, I never would have imagined that you personally would be participating in this vile practice. In fact, in the past I have defended you against those who intimated that you might be a cornholer.

Even worse than that, apparently not only are you personally cornholing with wild abandon, but you’re even using the practice to raise money for your re-election campaign! Not only does that not reflect our traditional family values, but if it’s not illegal, it should be. I, for one, am outraged.

A Concerned American

cc: everybody who mistakenly thought this letter was to our governor. I mean, why would you even think it was?



3 Responses to Dear Governor:

  1. Don't Mess w/ Pink July 7, 2008 at 9:37 pm #

    What IS it with this cornholing craze? (Oh, stop.) Seriously. I know a number of otherwise normal people who are nuts over this game. Very strange.

  2. stiletto pirate July 8, 2008 at 10:35 pm #

    sounds like a gas… literally….. but i’m not putting the dominoes away just yet…

  3. treehugger July 9, 2008 at 2:05 pm #

    Beanbags? Leave it to the yankees to mess up a perfectly good game of washers.

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