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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dear Netroots Nation Attendees:

Welcome to Austin! I, for one, am glad you're here, and happy that you can take a break from your usual daily routine...

I'm sure you're also happy to be at Netroots Nation, if only so you can mix and mingle with other folks just like yourselves...

I'm absolutely confident that the conference will be a great chance to participate in deep discussions regarding the big challenges facing mainstream Americans today...

And hopefully participants will come to a greater understanding on how best to form coalitions to face those challenges...

But please, no matter what else happens, we hope you really enjoy your stay here in Austin.

But, if for some reason you don't ultimately enjoy our fair city...


Posted by Harold Cook at 7:35 PM
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6 comments:

Anonymous July 18, 2008 11:32 AM  

I knew the warm and squishy couldn't last. Get too many compliments on that last post? :)

Brete

Mean Rachel July 18, 2008 2:02 PM  

That about sums up the Nerdroots Nation experience.

I actually heard Matt Glazer say last night "I don't do lines."

Dear God.

El Jefe July 18, 2008 3:36 PM  

Well, I don't do lines either. At least, not since about, oh, '89 or whenever the statute runs out.

FUBAR July 18, 2008 3:58 PM  

Jefe: you have the right to remain silent. Unfortunately, you do not have the ability.

El Jefe July 18, 2008 5:16 PM  

You leave Ron White alone, you perverted plagiarist.

FUBAR July 18, 2008 5:20 PM  

Don't say "perverted plagiarist" again. Last time, you accidentally spit on everybody.

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dear Netroots Nation Attendees:

Welcome to Austin! I, for one, am glad you're here, and happy that you can take a break from your usual daily routine...

I'm sure you're also happy to be at Netroots Nation, if only so you can mix and mingle with other folks just like yourselves...

I'm absolutely confident that the conference will be a great chance to participate in deep discussions regarding the big challenges facing mainstream Americans today...

And hopefully participants will come to a greater understanding on how best to form coalitions to face those challenges...

But please, no matter what else happens, we hope you really enjoy your stay here in Austin.

But, if for some reason you don't ultimately enjoy our fair city...


Posted by Harold Cook at 7:35 PM
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6 comments so far:

Anonymous July 18, 2008 11:32 AM  

I knew the warm and squishy couldn't last. Get too many compliments on that last post? :)

Brete

Mean Rachel July 18, 2008 2:02 PM  

That about sums up the Nerdroots Nation experience.

I actually heard Matt Glazer say last night "I don't do lines."

Dear God.

El Jefe July 18, 2008 3:36 PM  

Well, I don't do lines either. At least, not since about, oh, '89 or whenever the statute runs out.

FUBAR July 18, 2008 3:58 PM  

Jefe: you have the right to remain silent. Unfortunately, you do not have the ability.

El Jefe July 18, 2008 5:16 PM  

You leave Ron White alone, you perverted plagiarist.

FUBAR July 18, 2008 5:20 PM  

Don't say "perverted plagiarist" again. Last time, you accidentally spit on everybody.

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