Ladies and gentlemen of the crap-reading public: I have found the mother lode. I have pinpointed the Valhalla of great band names. Unfortunately, this time they’re not real bands, but instead it’s a band name generator.
Example: I entered “Rick Perry,” and among the several band names generated were “Sissy of the Slimy,” “Rick Perry of the Filth,” and “Rick Perry Circus.” Amazingly accurate I’d say.
Check it out, then come back and comment on the best band names you generated.