Great Band Name Update

Ladies and gentlemen of the crap-reading public: I have found the mother lode. I have pinpointed the Valhalla of great band names. Unfortunately, this time they’re not real bands, but instead it’s a band name generator.

Example: I entered “Rick Perry,” and among the several band names generated were “Sissy of the Slimy,” “Rick Perry of the Filth,” and “Rick Perry Circus.” Amazingly accurate I’d say.

Check it out, then come back and comment on the best band names you generated.



11 Responses to Great Band Name Update

  1. Mean Rachel July 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm #

    Although I entered many names, I think this was my favorite concotion:

    Jeff Crosby Of The Detached Acid

  2. El Jefe July 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm #

    I’m kinda partial to “Wussy Rachel Hedgehog.”

  3. Mean Rachel July 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm #

    little known MR fact: I used to have a hedgehog named Rosie that was so nocturnal, I took to putting her cage outside of my room at night in the hallway. That lasted until my dad tripped over it one night in the dark and was attacked by a small yet violent hedgehog and her spines.

  4. El Jefe July 9, 2008 at 3:39 pm #

    So, your dad killed your pet? This may explain a lot.

  5. Mean Rachel July 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm #

    she was put in the garage and “escaped.”

    sadly we cannot blame my bitterness on a hedgehog named Rosie.

  6. FUBAR July 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm #

    It appears that Rosie was palmed.

  7. FUBAR July 9, 2008 at 4:05 pm #

    In fact, “The Rosie Palms” would be yet another great band name. How does that grab ya?

  8. Mean Rachel July 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    interesting. Rosie was named after my favorite celebrity at the time, Rosie O’Donnell.

    Maybe we can blame Rosie O’Donnell for my bitterness.

  9. cactusflinthead July 10, 2008 at 2:30 am #

    Fading Cornyn Box Turtle And The Homo Zucchini

  10. jolie July 10, 2008 at 8:00 pm #

    Fubar of the Dissed Prozac … now there’s a name.

  11. Anonymous May 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm #

    Glaze of the Book ??

    Oh dear.

    I got better results with these:

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