Weekly Poll Wrap-up

I'm not gonna lie. I gotta be honest with ya. Last week's poll was a dismal failure.

I'd assumed that with the question, "what really dumb things have you actually gotten mad at your significant other about," all kinds of interesting comments would appear on the post, accusing wives, husbands, girlfriends, and boyfriends of all manner of crimes against nature, and we'd be off to the races.

We didn't so much as get one single "if he leaves the toilet seat up one more time, I'm going rip his head off his shoulders and leave him for the ants to clean up," followed by one of several standard guy retorts regarding toilet seat status.

In conclusion, you people are obviously much to content to be very interesting. Except when it comes to politics.

Anyway, the really boring results of the really boring poll:

The winner with 58%, a big win for the STFU Caucus, was “starting conversations in the middle of a good TV show.”

Following with 32% was “inability to put dirty clothes in laundry basket.”

Trailing badly, with 12% apiece, were “toilet paper over the top versus under the bottom fiasco” and “Miracle Whip versus mayonnaise compatibility issue.”

So, with 42% of you just fine with never being able to hear the TV, 68% of you just fine with tripping over dirty tighty whiteys, and 88% of you feeling peachy about being unable to navigate the toilet paper or ever eating a decent sandwich, it's a damn wonder the divorce rate is so high.

Don't forget to vote in this week's poll, on top of the right hand sidebar, and comment on it here.