I don’t wear dorky glasses, and haven’t since the 5th grade.
I don’t live in Georgia, especially not in Union County, which is dry. I would never run for public office, I’m not eligible for senior citizen discounts, and I was never in the United State Air Force.
I would especially never refer to myself as a “conservative.” But most of all, the phrase “Harold Cook can get things done” should be the big tip-off that this guy is a whole different Harold Cook.
But what the hell, if you happen to live in Union County, Georgia, vote for me anyway.
(I have a feeling I’ll be deleting comments all day today. Let’s face it – you people are cruel.)