Dear Houston:

I regret to inform you that today's weenie roast at the park has been canceled.
UPDATE: We at Letters From Texas Worldwide HQ can now exclusively bring you the first photos of Houston-area damage inflicted by this massive storm:

I regret to inform you that today's weenie roast at the park has been canceled.
UPDATE: We at Letters From Texas Worldwide HQ can now exclusively bring you the first photos of Houston-area damage inflicted by this massive storm:

I regret to inform you that today's weenie roast at the park has been canceled.
UPDATE: We at Letters From Texas Worldwide HQ can now exclusively bring you the first photos of Houston-area damage inflicted by this massive storm:
Houston here. Just a little rain. Surest way to divert a TS or hurricane? Go brave the gas lines to fill up the gas cans for the generator, then run around in 100 degree heat moving every @#$%$%plant and every @#$%$% piece of furniture from the deck to the garage and consider but reject hauling out the pre-cut plywood because by that time you are suffering from heat stroke and are really po'd and anyway the Chron's SciGuy is postulating a turn to the north. Go drink heavily.
send it in our direction - we need the rain.
It's coming. Followed closely by Tropical Storm DMw/P.
I hear TS DMw/P is projected to make landfall at the bar at the Four Seasons sometime tomorrow evening. Should a high pressure system (Credentials) arrive around the same time, a hurricane advisory will be issued.
I guess it should be re-named the Five Seasons.
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Houston here. Just a little rain. Surest way to divert a TS or hurricane? Go brave the gas lines to fill up the gas cans for the generator, then run around in 100 degree heat moving every @#$%$%plant and every @#$%$% piece of furniture from the deck to the garage and consider but reject hauling out the pre-cut plywood because by that time you are suffering from heat stroke and are really po'd and anyway the Chron's SciGuy is postulating a turn to the north. Go drink heavily.
send it in our direction - we need the rain.
It's coming. Followed closely by Tropical Storm DMw/P.
I hear TS DMw/P is projected to make landfall at the bar at the Four Seasons sometime tomorrow evening. Should a high pressure system (Credentials) arrive around the same time, a hurricane advisory will be issued.
I guess it should be re-named the Five Seasons.
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