An imposter!
I don't wear dorky glasses, and haven't since the 5th grade.
I don't live in Georgia, especially not in Union County, which is dry. I would never run for public office, I'm not eligible for senior citizen discounts, and I was never in the United State Air Force.
I would especially never refer to myself as a "conservative." But most of all, the phrase "Harold Cook can get things done" should be the big tip-off that this guy is a whole different Harold Cook.
But what the hell, if you happen to live in Union County, Georgia, vote for me anyway.
(I have a feeling I'll be deleting comments all day today. Let's face it - you people are cruel.)
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Like a stupid horror movie or stock brokerage commercial, a message from Your Real Future has traveled through the tubes of the the Interwebs and landed in your computer. This will be you -- except maybe for the "honest" part.
Given the nature of this blog, I find Mr. Cook's (R-GA) final sentence rather ironic:
“He Who Can Accomplish Does, While He Who Cannot Accomplish Tends To Find Personal Success In The Form Of Excuses And Complaining.”
/Harold Cook for President(the liberal'un)!
We are all Harold Cook.
Re: Mean Rachel
That doesn't even make sense to me. (She said, complaining.)
Re: Mean Rachel
Point of clarification: I meant the-other-HC's final statement, not you.
dmw/hp:
Point of information: Harold Cook (D-Austin) finds "Personal Success In The Form Of Excuses And Complaining" on this here web-log.
Actually, I was cruel to Harold. In truth, old fart Harold will be a lot like his hero, Ernest Borgnine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ
like I said, you people are cruel.
it's rough out here, man. Getting things done is a bitch. Stay inside!
I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the idea of dorky glasses, though. That's instant credibility...with dorks.
We're not dorks. We're wonks. There's a difference. OK, not really.
/Dorky glasses are the new black.
Yes, harold that was me again.
Re: mean rachel
Too funny. By the way, I hope you don't mind, but I've been telling your "there is no HR violation if there is no HR department" story around.
DMwP and MR: there were about 12 different things about the comments that day that I've been telling everybody ever since too. CLASSIC.
Those glasses would totally buy you some love from those hipster bands with the absurd names that you're always courting.
Lush - maybe I'll steal some at the Buddy Holly museum, in time for Halloween.
Totally off topic, but posted here because lush and harold are the only ones who care ... 8 straight!
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5944068.html
They're gonna break my heart. Again.
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