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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Weekly Poll Wrap-Up

Last week’s poll question was “you’re on an airplane that loses cabin pressure. The oxygen masks drop, but they’re one mask short. Who would lose the quick passenger election and be voted off the planet?"

Ralph Nader, for once in his life winning an election, was the dubious winner of this one, with 48%. Coming in second in the World’s Most Annoying Human contest was Newt Gingrich with 18%, probably because we really can’t stand it that anybody is taking up space on the planet whose name is “Newt.”

Tying for third place were Al Sharpton and Dan Quayle at 11% apiece, which highlights their “annoying, yet has-been” status.

The number of votes for Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich were insignificant, thus proving that this blog mirrors real life.

Be sure to vote in this week’s poll on top of the right-hand sidebar, and comment on it here.


3 comments:

Don't Mess w/ Pink b/c she's really annoyed today August 20, 2008 12:14 PM  

fubar, Dick Civil-Rights-What-Civil-Rigts? Cheney is the anti-christ. Bush is just his unwitting or, if you prefer, witless, pawn and bin Laden his instrument. Evil m-effer.

jolie August 20, 2008 3:54 PM  

pink is correct.

B. August 21, 2008 11:08 PM  

Where is the part where you say, "a dear friend who shall go unnamed was CLEARLY correct: Nader 'wins' by a landslide"??
Also, in fairness, pink makes an extremely strong - - and impossible to deny - - point. And then some. Even Satan says so.

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Weekly Poll Wrap-Up

Last week’s poll question was “you’re on an airplane that loses cabin pressure. The oxygen masks drop, but they’re one mask short. Who would lose the quick passenger election and be voted off the planet?"

Ralph Nader, for once in his life winning an election, was the dubious winner of this one, with 48%. Coming in second in the World’s Most Annoying Human contest was Newt Gingrich with 18%, probably because we really can’t stand it that anybody is taking up space on the planet whose name is “Newt.”

Tying for third place were Al Sharpton and Dan Quayle at 11% apiece, which highlights their “annoying, yet has-been” status.

The number of votes for Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich were insignificant, thus proving that this blog mirrors real life.

Be sure to vote in this week’s poll on top of the right-hand sidebar, and comment on it here.


3 comments so far:

Don't Mess w/ Pink b/c she's really annoyed today August 20, 2008 12:14 PM  

fubar, Dick Civil-Rights-What-Civil-Rigts? Cheney is the anti-christ. Bush is just his unwitting or, if you prefer, witless, pawn and bin Laden his instrument. Evil m-effer.

jolie August 20, 2008 3:54 PM  

pink is correct.

B. August 21, 2008 11:08 PM  

Where is the part where you say, "a dear friend who shall go unnamed was CLEARLY correct: Nader 'wins' by a landslide"??
Also, in fairness, pink makes an extremely strong - - and impossible to deny - - point. And then some. Even Satan says so.

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