And speaking of East Texas…

This rule would never work there. Or anywhere South of Interstate 10. Or in the greater Houston area. Oh hell, just anywhere in Texas for that matter.

I can especially think of a few places it wouldn’t even come close to working.



4 Responses to And speaking of East Texas…

  1. treehugger September 9, 2008 at 7:55 pm #

    I bet the Aussies don’t send pollsters around that define binge drinking as more than 5. Hell, 5 barely gets me to witty and charming level 1. I also doubt if Australia limits beer alcohol content to 5%.

  2. FUBAR September 9, 2008 at 8:21 pm #


    “Witty and charming” have no place on this blog.

  3. Treehugger September 9, 2008 at 9:52 pm #

    Think of it as an offhand reference to BillyClyde.
    From Jenkin’s Baja Oklahoma:

    “Mankind’s Ten Stages of Drunkenness”

    0). A Zero is sober
    1). Witty and Charming
    2). Rich and Powerful
    3). Benevolent
    4). Clairvoyant
    5). F**k Dinner
    6). Patriotic
    7). Crank Up the Enola Gay
    8). Witty and Charming, Part II
    9). Invisible
    10). Bulletproof

  4. whiskeydent September 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm #

    Numbers 8, 9 and 10 lead to whiskeydents.

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