This rule would never work there. Or anywhere South of Interstate 10. Or in the greater Houston area. Oh hell, just anywhere in Texas for that matter.
I can especially think of a few places it wouldn’t even come close to working.
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I bet the Aussies don’t send pollsters around that define binge drinking as more than 5. Hell, 5 barely gets me to witty and charming level 1. I also doubt if Australia limits beer alcohol content to 5%.
Treehugger:
“Witty and charming” have no place on this blog.
Think of it as an offhand reference to BillyClyde.
From Jenkin’s Baja Oklahoma:
“Mankind’s Ten Stages of Drunkenness”
0). A Zero is sober
1). Witty and Charming
2). Rich and Powerful
3). Benevolent
4). Clairvoyant
5). F**k Dinner
6). Patriotic
7). Crank Up the Enola Gay
8). Witty and Charming, Part II
9). Invisible
10). Bulletproof
Numbers 8, 9 and 10 lead to whiskeydents.