…exactly two words, in this case.
While I was in line waiting my turn this morning, a very nice older woman who was standing in line in front of me turned around and said, quite ferociously, “I’ve been waiting for this moment for eight damn years!”
Indeed ma’am. Indeed.
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And a long eight years it’s been….
F*ck eight, try 16! First time no BUSH on the ticket in Texas!
nice eyes. Can I borrow them?
Anon @ 1:30 – ummm, thanks, but I’m led to believe they’re not detachable. But it’s a nice change from most of my friends who say I have the eyes of a crazy lunatic.
Fub, please stop your anonymous posts in which you flirt with yourself.