Dear Texas Lottery Players:

Discouraged because you’re buying tickets on a regular basis, but not winning? Never fear – Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters has looked into the situation, and we can now announce this foolproof way of winning the lottery. Really – it’s been field tested!

Step One: go out and get yourself a girlfriend. But not just any girlfriend.



2 Responses to Dear Texas Lottery Players:

  1. Anonymous October 9, 2008 at 7:36 pm #

    Holy Crap!

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