Dear East Texans:
Yet another of you has obviously escaped, this time to Wisconsin. Please increase your border security immediately.
Amazingly, alcohol was apparently involved.
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Tyler takes offense to your caption!
I fully support a full diversity of opinion regarding anything I post, so you’re welcome to it, with my warmest regards. Also, to those taking offense at this or anything else on the website, I would reference the last sentence of the Letters From Texas disclaimer.
I can’t imagine why she wouldn’t sleep with him. He sounds like a perfectly charming individual.
p.s. the security word I’m being made to type below this comment is “truce.” How strange.
When Tyler quits sending us Leo Berman, they can object.