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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Letters From Texas "Biggest Baddest Politically Savvy Mo-Fo In Texas" Contest!

Winners announced

Think you know what's going on in the race for President? Well talk's cheap, bucko. We're having a contest!

Email me with your best guess for how many electoral votes Obama will get, and the winner not only gets a free t-shirt of his or her choice from ZZZingers.com, but will also be enthusiastically bragged about on this website as The biggest baddest politically savvy mo-fo in Texas, 2008 Edition. Now how the hell can you beat that with a stick, like you do your cat?

Personally, I think Obama is heading for 319 electoral votes, but I'll change my mind 12 times between now and election day. What about you? And, oh yeah, we're not letting you wait until the last minute either. You have to enter by Halloween, because one never knows what surprises await on the final weekend before election day.

CNN's electoral vote calculator map is a helpful tool to help you work out the math.

Here's the deal: you're considered entered in the contest if you email me by midnight, October 31st, with your estimate of how many electoral votes Obama will get. In case of multiple entries by the same person, only the last entry will count (in other words, you're allowed to change your mind, until the deadline)

Why email? Because it wouldn't be fair for the late entries to see what the earlier entries have guessed. Also, some people might not want to out themselves prior to the election.

All entries which correctly guess the number of electoral votes Obama receives (or ties for closest) will be enthusiastically bragged about on this website as the official Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters Biggest Baddest Politically Savvy Mo-Fo In Texas. And one will get a free t-shirt of his or her choice (in case of a tie, a drawing will be held to choose the t-shirt winner).

Feel free to comment, but remember that you're not entered until I get your email. Good luck!


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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Letters From Texas "Biggest Baddest Politically Savvy Mo-Fo In Texas" Contest!

Winners announced

Think you know what's going on in the race for President? Well talk's cheap, bucko. We're having a contest!

Email me with your best guess for how many electoral votes Obama will get, and the winner not only gets a free t-shirt of his or her choice from ZZZingers.com, but will also be enthusiastically bragged about on this website as The biggest baddest politically savvy mo-fo in Texas, 2008 Edition. Now how the hell can you beat that with a stick, like you do your cat?

Personally, I think Obama is heading for 319 electoral votes, but I'll change my mind 12 times between now and election day. What about you? And, oh yeah, we're not letting you wait until the last minute either. You have to enter by Halloween, because one never knows what surprises await on the final weekend before election day.

CNN's electoral vote calculator map is a helpful tool to help you work out the math.

Here's the deal: you're considered entered in the contest if you email me by midnight, October 31st, with your estimate of how many electoral votes Obama will get. In case of multiple entries by the same person, only the last entry will count (in other words, you're allowed to change your mind, until the deadline)

Why email? Because it wouldn't be fair for the late entries to see what the earlier entries have guessed. Also, some people might not want to out themselves prior to the election.

All entries which correctly guess the number of electoral votes Obama receives (or ties for closest) will be enthusiastically bragged about on this website as the official Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters Biggest Baddest Politically Savvy Mo-Fo In Texas. And one will get a free t-shirt of his or her choice (in case of a tie, a drawing will be held to choose the t-shirt winner).

Feel free to comment, but remember that you're not entered until I get your email. Good luck!


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