Regarding the looming race for Texas House Speaker, I thought a few words of advice would be appropriate. I know you must be grateful; you can thank me later.
First, I have closely studied Phillip Martin’s excellent analysis over on Burnt Orange Report, and after careful consideration I have expertly concluded that there is no way Tom Craddick can remain as Speaker.
Second, I have closely studied Paul Burka’s excellent analysis over on Texas Monthly’s BurkaBlog, and after careful consideration I have expertly concluded that there is no way Tom Craddick can be defeated as Speaker.
But most importantly, Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Skulduggery Division, has exclusively obtained a short film about speaker’s races from the 1950’s. Shockingly, it is just as relevant today as it was 50 years ago. Pay close attention. There will be a quiz on this later.