Deer Texas Lobbyists:
Be on the lookout. This could be a multi-state ring. You have been warned.
when did Ted Danson change his name?
I bet the brains who designed the capitol's new security scheme are currently wishing they'd dished out the extra bucks for that antler-shield system.
A PAPER BINDER CLIP?!?
DMw/P - he was obviously out of duct tape. Nothing you can't accomplish if you have duct tape.
I think as many guns as the legislators carry, we're covered for deer and most other edible animals.
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5 comments:
when did Ted Danson change his name?
I bet the brains who designed the capitol's new security scheme are currently wishing they'd dished out the extra bucks for that antler-shield system.
A PAPER BINDER CLIP?!?
DMw/P - he was obviously out of duct tape. Nothing you can't accomplish if you have duct tape.
I think as many guns as the legislators carry, we're covered for deer and most other edible animals.
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