Election alert: politics is delicious, but not low fat

In another stunning political update from Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, State Governmental Affairs Division, it has come to our attention that in Colorado state senate races, bacon beats fries.

Apparently, voters wondered “where’s the beef?” in reaction to the challenge. Maybe after this Republican lost in his challenge effort, he’ll lettuce alone. If he doesn’t, we might be in quite a pickle. And after this post, you may be checking yourself into the Mayo Clinic.

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  1. Anonymous November 10, 2008 at 3:31 pm #

    It was a sizzling race where both candates debated how to trim the fat from state govenment. The candidates tried to give the public a drive-up window on how they would clean up the state house in Denver. “It was a tough race,” said Bacon. “But I think voters really responded to my message about banning cellulite when driving.”

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