In another stunning political update from Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, State Governmental Affairs Division, it has come to our attention that in Colorado state senate races, bacon beats fries.
Apparently, voters wondered “where’s the beef?” in reaction to the challenge. Maybe after this Republican lost in his challenge effort, he’ll lettuce alone. If he doesn’t, we might be in quite a pickle. And after this post, you may be checking yourself into the Mayo Clinic.