We are very near the end of civilization as we know it.

And here’s evidence:

First, a dog shot a guy. In the ass.

Also, some dude plans to fly over a canyon using a jet pack fueled by hydrogen peroxide (he’s probably from East Texas, and in the casket at his funeral will be a guy with very blond hair).

And finally, a 13-year-old boy has been arrested in Florida for passing gas. I’m guessing the boy’s defense team will be calling as witnesses…all 13-year-old boys everywhere.

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5 Responses to We are very near the end of civilization as we know it.

  1. Moritz November 25, 2008 at 4:13 pm #

    If you want to make sure people rea the post about the dog, you have to complete the tease. “A dog shot a guy … right in the ass.” The “right in the ass” part is what’s gonna drive readership.

  2. FUBAR November 25, 2008 at 4:17 pm #

    Moritz – DONE.

  3. whiskeydent November 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm #

    It’d even be better if it was “…left in the ass.”

  4. FUBAR November 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm #

    Whiskey – it always comes back to grandma on this website doesn’t it?

  5. Moritz November 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm #

    Much better. Now I might read the all the items. OK I admit it. I read the one about the gas-passer right off.

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