And here’s evidence:
First, a dog shot a guy. In the ass.
Also, some dude plans to fly over a canyon using a jet pack fueled by hydrogen peroxide (he’s probably from East Texas, and in the casket at his funeral will be a guy with very blond hair).
And finally, a 13-year-old boy has been arrested in Florida for passing gas. I’m guessing the boy’s defense team will be calling as witnesses…all 13-year-old boys everywhere.