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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Holiday Jeer

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Folks are really getting into the spirit of things.

Example 1: angry parents attacked Santa and his elves.

Key phrase: "Disappointed customer Claire Harnett and five-year-old daughter Tierney, told the newspaper they spotted Santa with his beard off having a smoke."

Example 2: a 37 year old man who lives with his parents used a Christmas tree to assault his father.

Key fact: he's a 37 year old man who lives with his parents. Was it really necessary to point that out? I didn't think so.

Early reports do not indicate whether there were East Texans involved in either incident. But we have our suspicions.


Posted by Harold Cook at 7:11 AM
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jake December 4, 2008 2:57 AM  

I was successfully ignoring the entire holiday milieu until I viewed the photos of that pitiful Christmas theme park, which plunged me into a deep depression. Thanks a lot.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Holiday Jeer

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Folks are really getting into the spirit of things.

Example 1: angry parents attacked Santa and his elves.

Key phrase: "Disappointed customer Claire Harnett and five-year-old daughter Tierney, told the newspaper they spotted Santa with his beard off having a smoke."

Example 2: a 37 year old man who lives with his parents used a Christmas tree to assault his father.

Key fact: he's a 37 year old man who lives with his parents. Was it really necessary to point that out? I didn't think so.

Early reports do not indicate whether there were East Texans involved in either incident. But we have our suspicions.


Posted by Harold Cook at 7:11 AM
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jake December 4, 2008 2:57 AM  

I was successfully ignoring the entire holiday milieu until I viewed the photos of that pitiful Christmas theme park, which plunged me into a deep depression. Thanks a lot.

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