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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Victoria's Secret Police

All hail the crack police department in Boulder, Colorado. Apparently, they learned of a prowler who secretly videotaped "a couple engaged in an intimate act." I can only assume this means that the couple was having a very nice dinner at the corner table at the best restaurant in town. While investigating, the cops discovered that the prowler had also been stealing women's panties.

So of course they did what any red-blooded American police department would have done - posted a picture gallery of all the panties.

Unfortunately, they apparently have not come up with any of mis-matched socks that I seem to have sacrificed to the dryer God.


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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Victoria's Secret Police

All hail the crack police department in Boulder, Colorado. Apparently, they learned of a prowler who secretly videotaped "a couple engaged in an intimate act." I can only assume this means that the couple was having a very nice dinner at the corner table at the best restaurant in town. While investigating, the cops discovered that the prowler had also been stealing women's panties.

So of course they did what any red-blooded American police department would have done - posted a picture gallery of all the panties.

Unfortunately, they apparently have not come up with any of mis-matched socks that I seem to have sacrificed to the dryer God.


Posted by Harold Cook at 7:32 AM
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