The weekly poll question was “how will George W. Bush most likely spend his final days in office?”
Coming in first place with 39% was “pardoning Dick Cheney and Karl Rove in advance.”
In second with 34% was “Wondering where it all went wrong, while pretending to give a damn.”
Trailing with 18% was “being the decider on which Dr. Suess books will be included in the Presidential library,” and in last place at 7% was “starting the rough outline of his book, working title: ‘Guantanamo? What Guantanamo?’”
The weekly poll will make its triumphant return after Christmas, or maybe after new years, or whenever I get around to it.