What we have here is a complete disrespect for the law.

Recent news stories that just can’t be improved upon:

A judge is sentencing noise ordinance violators to listen to Barry Manilow.

A robber in the middle of a home invasion took a shotgun and very promptly blew his foot off. (East Texan alert?)

And finally, two people who found a college football game to be boring instead went to one of the stadium restrooms and got frisky, while being cheered on by onlookers – unfortunately for the woman’s husband and the man’s girlfriend, who were not involved. Incredibly, police say there was alcohol involved.

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2 Responses to What we have here is a complete disrespect for the law.

  1. Mean Rachel December 18, 2008 at 6:09 pm #

    If loving the song “Mandy” is a crime, then I’m guilty as charged!

  2. cactusflinthead December 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm #

    I agree with Officer H. That would be one really long ride back to Iowa. I put the over and under on items thrown at 26 year old male’s anatomy by enraged female companion at five.

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