This just in…

They’re reporting that a woman whose company sells sex toys through home parties will star in her own reality TV show.

Apparently, there’s quite a buzz going about this. It’s about time TV folks dreamed up something we could get wrapped up in. I wonder if it will be ordinary people, or if they’ll insert celebrities into it? This sounds like the new network thrust in reality TV. Personally, I think it’s a stroke of genius. I bet they’ll be glad I gave them a free plug!



3 Responses to This just in…

  1. Daniel January 21, 2009 at 10:51 pm #

    I usually don’t like shameless promotions, butt plug away on this one. C’mon, don’t be a pussy. Let us lubricate our minds with your probing insights. Who knows, if enough people get off on this thing, maybe we’ll get to engorge ourselves with some feature length films such as remakes of the classics “Leave it to Beaver” and “Herpe the Love Bug” (starring, of course, Clint Torres and Mike Hunt.

  2. FUBAR January 21, 2009 at 11:06 pm #

    ok it’s all in good fun ’til somebody gets hurt. Just a reminder: if it wouldn’t fly on Comedy Central, probably best not to put it here either.

    …but I’m sure you were talking about your cat.

  3. whiskeydent January 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm #

    Well, this ought to get a rise out of people. I expect the ratings to swell. I hope there’s a character named Rye Cooter.

    And can you imagine ads with this show? Soon, we’ll know all the words to “Viva Viagra!”

    And Fub, what’s with the bitching about pussies?

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