Answer the following question: which Texas Lt. Governor got engaged to be married last night?
Hint: his name starts with a “D.”
Additional hint: his name ends with a “ewhurst.”
Extra Credit Point: name the woman.
Discuss. Compare and contrast. Please show your work.
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Cruella Deville is the lucky lady.
Wow! The Dew managed to snag himself a slightly-used trophy wife. High maintenance woman isn’t gonna leave him much money to run for governor…or Senate…or whatever….
The name? I bet it’s one of
those studly ones… like Colt, or Lance, or … well, you get the drift.
some lady once married to some senator turned ambassador named bivins.
she must like tall, rangy, ranch-y types.