Dumbass Criminal Suspect of the Day So Far

A guy, almost undoubtedly from East Texas, was recently arrested for buying fake drugs, from fake drug dealers (who were actually undercover police).

Police noted with interest that the gentleman used fake money to purchase the fake drugs from the fake dealers.

I’m sure the guy wishes the jail cell he’s sitting in was fake.

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  1. Anonymous March 3, 2009 at 1:48 pm #

    Please don’t assume everyone from East Texas is a dumb redneck with an affinity for Rush’s drug of choice.

  2. FUBAR March 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm #

    Anonymous (if that is indeed your real name): I most certainly do NOT assume everyone from East Texas is a dumb redneck with an affinity for Rush’s drug of choice. I’ll have you know that I assume that some East Texas dumb rednecks have an affinity for an entirely different drug!

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