Take Your Daughter Gun To Work Day

Many of my fellow liberal commie pinko friends, who somehow avoid hating most people at least until after we get to know them, are against the legislation allowing concealed weapons permit holders to take their guns to work. Supporters say that the failure to allow this completely negates the value of the permit, because, after all, if your employer prohibits weapons in their workplace parking lot, you can’t very well drive to work with a weapon. And that, as we all know, would be bad.

Clearly, if you can’t take your gun to work, that also means that at the end of the day, you can’t take your gun home from work. Also, you can’t take your gun with you to the bar on your way home from work. And that lonely haggard old bar fly who after four rounds didn’t look so bad in the dim light of the bar? You can’t take your gun over to her place either. Even if it turns out she’s married, and hubby comes home and interrupts you, probably because he had to stop by the house to pick up his gun. See? Nothing but problems until this legislation passes.

But opponents of the bill (a.k.a., my fellow liberal commie pinko friends, who somehow avoid hating most people at least until after they get to know them), fear the worst if this bill becomes law. I think their worries are completely misplaced.

I, for one, trust my fellow citizens to have the good sense to know the right thing to do. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

PS: I bet that guy was originally from East Texas. He was just wearing a Polynesian guy disguise. It’s much more common to see that kind of thing at Halloween. Also, in Polynesia.

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