Love and Kisses,
[this is an actual Chinese sentence. The first commentor to correctly deliver a rough English translation to it gets the Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters "Bad-ass of the Day" award]
UPDATE 1: Pete Van de Putte is, indeed, the Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters “Bad-ass of the Day!” See the comments section for the translation. Then add your own comment regarding what other suggestions you have for Ms. Brown.
UPDATE 2: Now the Queen of All Media weighs in.