I’m guessing you already knew before you arrived at this website that I’d be linking to this article today.
Mistake Number One: they were in Waco
Mistake Number Two: 5 men in a hotel room? Really bad idea.
Mistake Number Three: knives and bean dip don’t mix. In fact, people and bean dip don’t mix. Especially male-type people. With knives. Crammed into one hotel room. In Waco.
Mistake Number Four: did I mention they were in Waco?
Note to Senator Averitt: this would not be happening, if you’d taken my advice and built a border wall, separating McLennan County from East Texas.