Add your snarky opinion to the comments section on what you think Texas Senator Dan Patrick and I may have been discussing when this photo was snapped at the KXAN studio this morning.
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Cook: Senator, I have nothing but the highest regard for you, and whatever we do, we must keep smiling for the camera, but could you kindly remove your hand from my ass?
Patrick: Sorry, my fault.
After Cook is able to quickly produce convincing documentation proving that he is in this country legally, Patrick smiles broadly and consents to do the interview after all.
The happy couple, just before boarding their flight to Iowa for their nuptials.
Whiskeydent – logistically speaking, would that mean there would be two bachelor parties? I wonder how that works. I bet the Iowa Supreme Court wasn’t thinking THAT part through.
You think the tit bars were in on this?