Have you ever wondered why Texas Democrats* are always talking about protecting small business? Well wonder no more, because if we had more business people like this, the world would indeed be a better place. I proudly present to you Jones’ Good-Ass Barbeque and Foot Massage. Which, turns out, on review of the website, is associated with Jones’ Big-Ass Truck Rental and Storage Company. Makes perfect sense.
*despite the fact that this post has nothing to do with Texas or Democrats, it’s kind of clever how I justified this, ain’t it?