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Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Vice Chair of Vice

The Texas Legislature has always been focused on your sins, and this session is no exception.

So as a service to you, the crap-reading public, Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters herein presents the LFT Sin Legislation Search Engine.

Click here for pending bills regulating sex.

Clink here for pending bills regulating gambling.

Click here for pending bills regulating smoking.

Click here for pending bills regulating drugs.

Click here for pending bills regulating alcohol.

(if any of the results generated seem a bit off-topic, don't blame me - it's what comes up in the applicable Legislative Council bill search)


Posted by Harold Cook at 11:12 AM
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3 comments:

Anonymous April 27, 2009 3:36 PM  

I searched each catagory and each time got the response: "No bills were found matching the entered search criteria." Is this an indication that my prayers have been answered, and the legislature is not trying to regulate anything fun this time?

FUBAR April 27, 2009 3:39 PM  

I think it means that the search engine pooped out.

Anonymous April 27, 2009 3:41 PM  

Darn!

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Vice Chair of Vice

The Texas Legislature has always been focused on your sins, and this session is no exception.

So as a service to you, the crap-reading public, Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters herein presents the LFT Sin Legislation Search Engine.

Click here for pending bills regulating sex.

Clink here for pending bills regulating gambling.

Click here for pending bills regulating smoking.

Click here for pending bills regulating drugs.

Click here for pending bills regulating alcohol.

(if any of the results generated seem a bit off-topic, don't blame me - it's what comes up in the applicable Legislative Council bill search)


Posted by Harold Cook at 11:12 AM
Labels: ,

3 comments so far:

Anonymous April 27, 2009 3:36 PM  

I searched each catagory and each time got the response: "No bills were found matching the entered search criteria." Is this an indication that my prayers have been answered, and the legislature is not trying to regulate anything fun this time?

FUBAR April 27, 2009 3:39 PM  

I think it means that the search engine pooped out.

Anonymous April 27, 2009 3:41 PM  

Darn!

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