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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Friendly Advice to Public Officials

If you absolutely cannot resist calling somebody a "lying cheating son of a (expletive), sneaky back door (expletive) nut (expletive) sucker," at least have enough sense to not put it in an email.

This episode of Friendly Advice to Public Officials has been brought to you by Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Rocket Science Division.


3 comments:

Eric Bearse May 7, 2009 3:05 PM  

rivaled only by:

http://www.flashpointblog.com/2009/05/06/alabama-rep-tells-citizen-to-go-do-something-anatomically-impossible-to-himself/

FUBAR May 9, 2009 1:54 PM  

Now we're cookin' with gas!

njb May 9, 2009 4:33 PM  

..."all the banging in the bathroom didn't tell you what I was made of, buddy?? no cement boots for me! Nice try though. a real drama rama! Reminder: I am the quintessential professional! decorum and common sense are my bylaws!"

Well...that just says it all now huh?

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Friendly Advice to Public Officials

If you absolutely cannot resist calling somebody a "lying cheating son of a (expletive), sneaky back door (expletive) nut (expletive) sucker," at least have enough sense to not put it in an email.

This episode of Friendly Advice to Public Officials has been brought to you by Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Rocket Science Division.


3 comments so far:

Eric Bearse May 7, 2009 3:05 PM  

rivaled only by:

http://www.flashpointblog.com/2009/05/06/alabama-rep-tells-citizen-to-go-do-something-anatomically-impossible-to-himself/

FUBAR May 9, 2009 1:54 PM  

Now we're cookin' with gas!

njb May 9, 2009 4:33 PM  

..."all the banging in the bathroom didn't tell you what I was made of, buddy?? no cement boots for me! Nice try though. a real drama rama! Reminder: I am the quintessential professional! decorum and common sense are my bylaws!"

Well...that just says it all now huh?

Post a Comment

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