FUBAR-Cam Update: Capitol evacuation possible due to dangerous disturbance in the space-time continuum

Capitol-watchers were disturbed and confused last night when it became apparent that even though it was 11:58 p.m. in the East side of the Capitol, it was simultaneously 2 a.m. on the West side of the Capitol.

Those in proximity to the House chamber noticed nothing amiss. However, those observing the Texas Senate noted that several Senators seemed to appear to be getting younger. Witnesses were primarily going by the behavior of the Senators working on the floor.

Dr. Albert Einstein was unavailable for comment.

The following two pictures taken of action in the House and Senate chambers were taken at the same time, only moments ago.


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5 Responses to FUBAR-Cam Update: Capitol evacuation possible due to dangerous disturbance in the space-time continuum

  1. Anonymous May 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm #

    cock-a-doodle-doo!!!

  2. whiskeydent May 28, 2009 at 3:07 pm #

    Fub, I always thought that only The Dew got younger every year or so. Did he lend everyone his makeup and lip gloss?

  3. FUBAR May 28, 2009 at 3:43 pm #

    Whiskeydent – I was actually referring to their behavior, not their looks. I would specifically reference the chicken clucking and rooster crowing portion of the debate on the important issues of the day, along with Senator Ellis’ courageous efforts to avoid saying the word “cock” at all cost, even though he was passing an anti-cock fighting bill.

  4. whiskeydent May 28, 2009 at 3:59 pm #

    So the Senator said dick instead?

  5. whiskeydent May 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm #

    Regardless, you knew he would rise to the challenge.

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