Inquiring legislative minds want to know…

Which two Senators called Leticia Van de Putte “Babydoll?” And were these two separate incidents, or was it a group thing?

Who’s been calling Lois Kolkhorst “Sweetie?”

What’s the untold story on Judith Zaffirini’s hem line and stiletto heels?

Who tried to get a little too affectionate with Florence Shapiro?

And most of all, who the hell is “cutie patootie” and why weren’t Wendy Davis and Joan Huffman in this story??

Tune in next week, for our next episode of Texas Legislature: Like High School, But With Lots More Money.

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2 Responses to Inquiring legislative minds want to know…

  1. cyrus May 13, 2009 at 3:15 am #

    I’ll go out on a limb and guess that “cutie patootie” is NOT Fraser – or Eddie…

  2. John Coby May 15, 2009 at 1:40 am #

    It is either Whitmire or Fraser.

    ugh. I think I need a shower…..

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