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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Thanks for coming, do you have an appointment?

Interesting doings in the Texas Senate yesterday.

Among the Senate's duties is the confirmation of the Governor's appointments to various state boards and commissions. In other words, these appointees run state government.

Yesterday, the nomination of Dr. Bryan Shaw came up, to continue as one of three commissioners over the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality.

Most of the Senate Democrats opposed the confirmation, based on the silly notion that the state agency charged with protecting the environment should...well, you know...do a little of that from time to time.

During the course of that debate, Republican Senator Mike Jackson, who chairs the Senate Nominations Committee, the first stop for all these appointees, remarked in defense of Dr. Shaw that the Senate needs to look beyond policy differences, and instead cast their votes based on a particular appointee's qualifications, experience, and expertise.

Fair enough, Chairman Jackson. Let's talk about Shanda Perkins. Ms. Perkins is pending in Jackson's Nominations Committee, as a Perry appointee to the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles. Her committee hearing is today.

What are Shanda Perkins' qualifications? Well, she led a revolt against sex toys.

Her holy quest to rid Planet Earth of the scourge of people doing whatever they want in the privacy of their own homes landed one woman in jail, and the whole mess ended up in Federal Court. The courts eventually ruled that Ms. Perkins' goal, and the law that goes with it, is unconstitutionally illegal.

Perkins' only other qualification for appointment by Perry seems to be that she was caught passing out anonymous fliers attacking Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison at Republican events.

So what's it gonna be, Mr. Chairman? Is the talent bar in Texas so low these days that we're going to entrust decisions, regarding who remains in prison and who is set free, to a political hack anti sex toy crusader who is unconcerned with the U.S. Constitution?

The appointment is an embarrassment. Jus' sayin'.


1 comments:

njb May 9, 2009 4:46 PM  

At times like this, I really miss Molly Ivins...I can only imagine what she would have had to say...but I'm sure it would have been side spitting.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Thanks for coming, do you have an appointment?

Interesting doings in the Texas Senate yesterday.

Among the Senate's duties is the confirmation of the Governor's appointments to various state boards and commissions. In other words, these appointees run state government.

Yesterday, the nomination of Dr. Bryan Shaw came up, to continue as one of three commissioners over the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality.

Most of the Senate Democrats opposed the confirmation, based on the silly notion that the state agency charged with protecting the environment should...well, you know...do a little of that from time to time.

During the course of that debate, Republican Senator Mike Jackson, who chairs the Senate Nominations Committee, the first stop for all these appointees, remarked in defense of Dr. Shaw that the Senate needs to look beyond policy differences, and instead cast their votes based on a particular appointee's qualifications, experience, and expertise.

Fair enough, Chairman Jackson. Let's talk about Shanda Perkins. Ms. Perkins is pending in Jackson's Nominations Committee, as a Perry appointee to the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles. Her committee hearing is today.

What are Shanda Perkins' qualifications? Well, she led a revolt against sex toys.

Her holy quest to rid Planet Earth of the scourge of people doing whatever they want in the privacy of their own homes landed one woman in jail, and the whole mess ended up in Federal Court. The courts eventually ruled that Ms. Perkins' goal, and the law that goes with it, is unconstitutionally illegal.

Perkins' only other qualification for appointment by Perry seems to be that she was caught passing out anonymous fliers attacking Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison at Republican events.

So what's it gonna be, Mr. Chairman? Is the talent bar in Texas so low these days that we're going to entrust decisions, regarding who remains in prison and who is set free, to a political hack anti sex toy crusader who is unconcerned with the U.S. Constitution?

The appointment is an embarrassment. Jus' sayin'.


1 comments so far:

njb May 9, 2009 4:46 PM  

At times like this, I really miss Molly Ivins...I can only imagine what she would have had to say...but I'm sure it would have been side spitting.

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