This photo was taken mere seconds before an Austin political consultant (back to camera, thank God) disappeared into the ground forever, as a freak earthquake opened a fissure in the ground in Big Bend. In the distance is the glow of a massive explosion in El Paso, hundreds of miles to the West, as Texas state Senator Eliot Shapleigh loses his temper while reading Governor Rick Perry’s veto statements.
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Crosby is that you?
I’d recognize that backside anywhere…LOL!!!
I cannot believe that my supposed friend has so distored the truth.
I spent this past weekend in Marathon, where Mr. Cook has a beer can masquerading as a travel trailer. He had told me that he had hired a contractor to build a fancy sewer system for his trailer, and he badgered me and several others each and every day to check on the work.
Weary of his constant and pathetic pleadings, I finally checked out this supposed fancy system. What I found was a lonely toilet perched at the head of a fifty-foot long latrine (seen leading from the toilet in the photo).
Needless to say, I was a little surprised at the crude engineering of Mr. Cook’s plumbing. Yet, it was a beautiful and ultimately inspirational sunset.