This photo was taken mere seconds before an Austin political consultant (back to camera, thank God) disappeared into the ground forever, as a freak earthquake opened a fissure in the ground in Big Bend. In the distance is the glow of a massive explosion in El Paso, hundreds of miles to the West, as Texas state Senator Eliot Shapleigh loses his temper while reading Governor Rick Perry’s veto statements.



3 Responses to FUBAR-CAM Update

  1. Anon June 22, 2009 at 6:53 pm #

    Crosby is that you?

  2. Anonymous June 22, 2009 at 7:27 pm #

    I’d recognize that backside anywhere…LOL!!!

  3. James Gaston June 22, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

    I cannot believe that my supposed friend has so distored the truth.

    I spent this past weekend in Marathon, where Mr. Cook has a beer can masquerading as a travel trailer. He had told me that he had hired a contractor to build a fancy sewer system for his trailer, and he badgered me and several others each and every day to check on the work.

    Weary of his constant and pathetic pleadings, I finally checked out this supposed fancy system. What I found was a lonely toilet perched at the head of a fifty-foot long latrine (seen leading from the toilet in the photo).

    Needless to say, I was a little surprised at the crude engineering of Mr. Cook’s plumbing. Yet, it was a beautiful and ultimately inspirational sunset.

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