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Monday, June 22, 2009

FUBAR-CAM Update

This photo was taken mere seconds before an Austin political consultant (back to camera, thank God) disappeared into the ground forever, as a freak earthquake opened a fissure in the ground in Big Bend. In the distance is the glow of a massive explosion in El Paso, hundreds of miles to the West, as Texas state Senator Eliot Shapleigh loses his temper while reading Governor Rick Perry's veto statements.


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3 comments:

Anon June 22, 2009 1:53 PM  

Crosby is that you?

Anonymous June 22, 2009 2:27 PM  

I'd recognize that backside anywhere...LOL!!!

James Gaston June 22, 2009 5:39 PM  

I cannot believe that my supposed friend has so distored the truth.

I spent this past weekend in Marathon, where Mr. Cook has a beer can masquerading as a travel trailer. He had told me that he had hired a contractor to build a fancy sewer system for his trailer, and he badgered me and several others each and every day to check on the work.

Weary of his constant and pathetic pleadings, I finally checked out this supposed fancy system. What I found was a lonely toilet perched at the head of a fifty-foot long latrine (seen leading from the toilet in the photo).

Needless to say, I was a little surprised at the crude engineering of Mr. Cook's plumbing. Yet, it was a beautiful and ultimately inspirational sunset.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

FUBAR-CAM Update

This photo was taken mere seconds before an Austin political consultant (back to camera, thank God) disappeared into the ground forever, as a freak earthquake opened a fissure in the ground in Big Bend. In the distance is the glow of a massive explosion in El Paso, hundreds of miles to the West, as Texas state Senator Eliot Shapleigh loses his temper while reading Governor Rick Perry's veto statements.


Posted by Harold Cook at 12:52 PM
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3 comments so far:

Anon June 22, 2009 1:53 PM  

Crosby is that you?

Anonymous June 22, 2009 2:27 PM  

I'd recognize that backside anywhere...LOL!!!

James Gaston June 22, 2009 5:39 PM  

I cannot believe that my supposed friend has so distored the truth.

I spent this past weekend in Marathon, where Mr. Cook has a beer can masquerading as a travel trailer. He had told me that he had hired a contractor to build a fancy sewer system for his trailer, and he badgered me and several others each and every day to check on the work.

Weary of his constant and pathetic pleadings, I finally checked out this supposed fancy system. What I found was a lonely toilet perched at the head of a fifty-foot long latrine (seen leading from the toilet in the photo).

Needless to say, I was a little surprised at the crude engineering of Mr. Cook's plumbing. Yet, it was a beautiful and ultimately inspirational sunset.

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