Widely reported last night, Governor Rick Perry injured his collar bone during a biking accident yesterday afternoon. We here at Letters from Texas Worldwide Headquarters wish the Governor a quick recovery.
Meanwhile, our crack investigative team has obtained the actual DPS incident report on the mishap. Click on the image to enlarge it.
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This is the friggin’ funniest thing I have read in a long, long time.
HILARIOUS
You are a genius Harold
Evil snarkiness at its finest. bwhahahahahaa!
Best of the funny FUBAR, wish he came around a little more often, but always glad when he does