Perry injures collar bone; Letters from Texas exclusively has DPS incident report

Widely reported last night, Governor Rick Perry injured his collar bone during a biking accident yesterday afternoon. We here at Letters from Texas Worldwide Headquarters wish the Governor a quick recovery.

Meanwhile, our crack investigative team has obtained the actual DPS incident report on the mishap. Click on the image to enlarge it.

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5 Responses to Perry injures collar bone; Letters from Texas exclusively has DPS incident report

  1. Anonymous June 10, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    This is the friggin’ funniest thing I have read in a long, long time.

  2. Anonymous June 10, 2009 at 8:43 pm #

    HILARIOUS

  3. Anonymous June 11, 2009 at 6:26 am #

    You are a genius Harold

  4. cactusflinthead June 12, 2009 at 4:09 am #

    Evil snarkiness at its finest. bwhahahahahaa!

  5. Big Uncle June 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm #

    Best of the funny FUBAR, wish he came around a little more often, but always glad when he does

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